This morning I was reading the paper and there was a picture of Michael Jackson in all his splendour: black sunglasses; huge, red, lipsticked mouth; hair in his face; lots of sequins.
Sean said, "Mommy, what's that?"
I said, "Mmmm...What do you think it is?"
He looked and thought for a bit and said, "I think it's a funny mommy." But he wasn't laughing.